I wonder how biblical literalists read this?
Edit: Just wanted eveyone to know this is likely not a real photo, but it is a real quote…
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. (Malachi 2:3 KJV)


Actually, I’ve seen that widget before — it’s a church sign generator.
If you have the earthy-crunchy organic brand Ezekiel Bread around your area, look up the full scripture quote sometime.
Ewww.