Ok, so I’m at Merriam-Webster’s looking up the definition of “bruit” when I see this ad on the right side. I read it. Then I take out my eyes, dust them off, and reinsert them into my skull. I read it again.
Still not fully grasping what I am seeing, I click-through and this appears…
I have to tell you, I cannot imagine a woman who would order this. I mean, I can imagine the guy who wrote it, thinking to himself, “Oh yeah, this is just what women need!”
Uh… er… wtf!?
I can only hope that if someone orders this compendium of “secrets,” they receive an email that says, “You are a dumbass. You cannot blame yourself for your boyfriend being a prick. You can blame yourself for dating him, but you did not make him a prick. He is a prick all on his own. And if you are still dating him… GET OUT NOW!”
Ladies, enlighten me please!