Sunday Funny #10

It’s almost too easy to pick on Westboro Baptist Church… almost… so here you are…


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  1. According to their website, they will be coming to a street corner near you! Could be interesting.

    10/01/2008 4:45 PM – 5:30 PM Baltimore, MD Federal Courthouse in Baltimore Hopkins Place & We. Pratt St. God continues to kick Baltimore’s bottom and we know that you really think that because Micheal Fred Phelps is from your goofy city that God is blessing you. Get real! All he is good for is to keep the name “Phelps” right before your eyes, so you are constantly reminded of the preaching of Westboro Baptist Church. Aside from that, what a miserable existance this little fornicator must have – and especially because you each one have lied to him daily. So, this will be a reminder to you each one that God Hates Baltimore, Thank God for Dead Soldiers, America Is Doomed, The Siege Is Here. All and every Baltimoron is going to be held accountable for the crimes committed against this little group of God’s people. Check it out now: Zec 2:8 For thus saith the LORD of hosts; After the glory hath he sent me unto the nations which spoiled you: for he that toucheth you toucheth the apple of his eye. AND 2Ch 32:8 With him is an arm of flesh; but with us is the LORD our God to help us, and to fight our battles. And the people rested themselves upon the words of Hezekiah king of Judah. Jer 21:5 And I myself will fight against you with an outstretched hand and with a strong arm, even in anger, and in fury, and in great wrath. So, AGAIN(!), you who are not a party to the vast majority of Baltimoron’s sins – GET THE HECK OUTTA THAT PLACE, LIKE YESTERDAY! Here’s the Bible for that concept: La 4:15 They cried unto them, Depart ye; it is unclean; depart, depart, touch not: when they fled away and wandered, they said among the heathen, They shall no more sojourn there. 2Co 6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you, Mt 3:7 But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come? Lu 3:7 Then said he to the multitude that came forth to be baptized of him, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come? Of course God will not warn the bad guys to flee, but we are warning any/all of those who are of God to FLEE, FLEE! Re 18:4 And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues. AMEN!

  2. “God hates Baltimore”…yeah, i agree. haha! i like how she calls us Baltimorons, she doesn’t know we call ourselves that already with pride.

  3. I think God has multiple personalities and really needs to be medicated. I’m always getting lost between whether the vengeful God of wrath is presiding or the merciful, love your neighbor, we are all sinners God of love. But just to be clear, is this a church who has condemned a whole group of people without regard to race or gender but based solely on the CITY in which they live? That’s just a new kind of retarded.

  4. From their description of their church it seems they think they are the castle and everything outside is enemy territory. Maybe we should send a deprogramming squad to deal with them..

  5. You know, they came to Provincetown on late summer /early fall day and stood in the fog/rain by themselves,holding their signs–about 8 of them and NOT ONE PERSON STOPPED BY or said anything or paid them any attention. Their ‘demonstration of free speech’ was supposed to last for 8 hours but they only lasted about 5 without an audience.

    I have never been prouder of somewhere I lived than on that day.

    They are ridiculous. And in one of the gayest towns in America, not one person paid them any mind. It was brilliant.

    Hopefully baltimore will do the same.

  6. I’ve done everything the Bible says – even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

    Ned Flanders

  7. I hope this little girl gets rapped and killed! thank god for that you fucks!

  8. Mike,

    What an awful thing to say… really. Maybe you are trolling, I don’t know. If you are not, then why would you say such a thing?

  9. mike,

    i agree

  10. i have to say. you must be the most awful, and retarded people on the face of the planet. i hope the next time your church is burnt down you’re all in it.

  11. shirley roper says
    “kitty litter in my puss makes me a mean broad”

  12. God, I feel bad for that kid. She’s being raised so that she will actually believe this Westboro Baptist crap. Her poor mind is being poisoned, and there’s nothing she can do about it. Poor kid.

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