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In her quests to secure the vice-presidency– including its power to tell the Senate what to do and subvert the Constitution–and destroy the NHL one puck dropping ceremony at a time, Sarah Palin has injured St. Louis Blues starting goalie Manny Legace.

The Alaska governor dropped the ceremonial first puck before the Blues hosted the Los Angeles Kings. A narrow carpet walkway was placed from the gate at the Blues bench to center ice for Palin, her husband and two of her daughters.

Just before the ceremony, Legace was the first player onto the ice for St. Louis. A team official pointed to the carpet. But Legace said the official moved his own foot from the carpet just as Legace stepped down, causing the carpet to slide.

A little bit too convenient if you ask me. I am awaiting word on who the special prosecutor will be. 

“She’s been pretty good for our game,” Legace said. “I’m starting to like her more and more. No grudge.”

Sounds like the Republican thugs got to Legace pretty quick to make this sound like an “accident.”

Also, for the record, as posted here, Palin dropped the puck at the Philadelphia Flyers’ home opener. There were no injuries, however the Flyers were the last team in the league to win a game. Clearly Palin has been good for the game. Palin 2, NHL 0. 

Note: Due to this development, I will have to delay the Brett Favre-John McCain career comparison piece.


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